The Te'o Dart Project

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2.0L Tigershark™ 4-Cylinder Engine with Six-Speed Automatic Transmission

Torque. Efficiency. Power. And it’s called “Tiger” and “Shark” and “Engine.” There hasn’t been a cooler name for a car part since “battle bandana trump.” Which doesn’t even exist or make sense.
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8.4" Uconnect® Touchscreen Display

This is the same touchscreen display you'll find on some of the most luxurious cars on the road. And if you are the one to sponsor it, the driver should use it to pick you up and take you for a ride.
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7" TFT Configurable Cluster Display

Flowers are great gifts. The TFT display is too, because it lets the driver know how to be more fuel efficient. And it looks like a flower. Sponsor it and the driver owes you a tank of gas.
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Heated Front Seats

There is nothing more luxurious than a machine to warm your butt when it's cold. Nothing. Nothing at all. And if you sponsor it, you'll get to ride up front and reap those toasty rewards yourself.
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Heated Steering Wheel

If you sponsor a heated steering wheel for someone you care about expect a grateful handshake from a comfortably warm hand.
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9 Alpine® Speakers with Subwoofer

Here's the rule: if you sponsor the top-of-the-line sound system, you choose the music if you are ever in the car. Fair is fair.
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Rear Cross Path Detection

Parking lots are a nightmarish, postapocalyptic landscape where otherwise kind people become selfish animals on a quest for personal gain. This feature tells you when one of them is behind you. Always check entire surroundings visually before backing up.
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Keyless Entry with Panic Alarm

Key fobs go with us wherever we go. So this is the only gift the driver will keep on them even when they're not in the car.
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Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror with Microphone

It automatically knows when light from a trailing car is getting in the eyes of the driver and adjusts accordingly. It also has a microphone on it to pick up the driver's voice commands. It can read your mind and listens to you anyway.
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Variable-Speed Windshield Wipers

Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to control the weather. We're not there yet, but we do have variable intermittent windshield wipers that adjust to how hard it's raining.
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Bright door handles

The door handles are a way to customize the Dart. This driver chose bright handles. If you sponsor them, you will greatly improve the chances of your using one to get in the car when you need a ride.
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17" Hyper Black Aluminum Wheels

There are over 100,000 unique configurations of the Dart, so drivers can customize the car however they want. Sponsor these 17-inch Hyper Black aluminum wheels and get a ride as a thank-you.
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Body-color power side mirrors

These power mirrors are another way that the Dart can be customized exactly how the driver wants it. There are two of them over here looking for sponsorship.
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Tinted Halogen Projector Headlamps

The halogen projector headlamps with black bezels are one of the ways that a driver can customize a Dart to look exactly how they want it to look.
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Fog Lamps

Fog lamps do two things really well: cut through rough weather and look cool. And since these are factory installed, they have a completely integrated look.
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Bright Crosshair Grille and Black Surround

We wanted everyone who owns a Dart to love their Dart. So we made the look as customizable as possible. This setup has a bright crosshair grille with black color surround. Set one up for yourself.
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Integrated Dual Exhaust

Two is greater than one. Dual exhaust frees up power in the engine, makes the car sound fun, and looks nice and symmetrical from the back.
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LED Brake and Signal Taillamps

Rear turn signal and brake lamps tell other cars what the driver is about to do. We bet that if you sponsor the turn signals on this Dart, the next thing the driver is going to do is say thank you.
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4-Wheel Anti-Lock Disc Brakes

The faster you can stop, the faster you can go. And with the anti-lock disc brakes on all four wheels of the Dart, you can go pretty fast.
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Dodge Badge

A century's worth of technology and innovation culminating with a single badge.
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Touring Suspension

This provides a more comfortable ride and luxurious feel for the driver. It's a great part to sponsor for anyone who appreciates comfort. Which is everyone.
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This is the car of my dreams and just like Manti Te'o's "girlfriend", it does not exist yet. If you and 24,999 other people donate to this campaign I will be able to purchase this automobile without anyone having to fake a death.

Feel free to leave your contact information so that I can personally thank you after you help me reach my goal.

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Park Brake Lever
Dual Note Electric Horn
Child Seat Anchor System
Daytime Running Lamps
Inside Emergency Trunk Lid Release
Tire Pressure Monitoring Warning Lamp
Engine Oil Cooler
Tilt and Telescoping Steering Column
Hill Start Assist
Floor Console with Sliding Armrest
Driver Seat Height Adjuster
Floor Mats
Front Courtesy and Map Lamps
Front Seat Active Headrests
Rear Window Defroster
Audio Jack Input
Battery Run-Down Protection
Outside Temperature Display
Remote Trunk Lid Release
Removable Short Mast Antenna
Remote Fuel Door Release
All-Speed Traction Control
Electronic Stability Control
Front Passenger Knee-Bolster Airbag
Speed-Sensitive Power Door Locks
120-Amp Alternator
600-Amp Battery
Tachometer
Satin Silver Shift Knob
All-Season Tires
Front Cup Holders
Rear Seat Armrest with Storage and Cup Holders
Rear Seat Head Restraints
LED Brake and Signal Taillamps
Electronic Vehicle Information Center
4-Wheel Anti-Lock Disc Brakes
Spare Tire
Speed Control
15.8-Gallon Fuel Tank
Dodge Badge
Dart Badge
Electric Power Steering
Touring Suspension
Sun Visors with Vanity Mirrors
Power Windows
Glove Box
Chrome Interior Door Handles
Steering-Wheel-Mounted Audio Controls
Advanced Multistage Front Airbags
Front and Rear Side Curtain Airbags
Front Seat Side Airbags
Rear Seat Side Airbags
6-Way Manual Adjust Passenger Seat
6-Way Manual Adjust Driver Seat
Air Conditioning with Micron Filter
Security Alarm
Sentry Key® Theft Deterrent System
120 MPH Speedometer
Tungsten Metallic Color
2.0L Tigershark™ 4-Cylinder Engine with Six-Speed Automatic Transmission
17" Hyper Black Aluminum Wheels
Body-color power side mirrors
Bright door handles
Bright Crosshair Grille and Black Surround
Tinted Halogen Projector Headlamps
Fog Lamps
Integrated Dual Exhaust
8.4" Uconnect® Touchscreen Display
7" TFT Configurable Cluster Display
Heated Front Seats
Heated Steering Wheel
9 Alpine® Speakers with Subwoofer
Rear Cross Path Detection
Keyless Entry with Panic Alarm
Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror with Microphone
Variable-Speed Windshield Wipers

Justin Proctor

Meriden, CT

Member since: Jan 18, 2013

22 year old marketing wizard; trying to make my 100 mile round-trip commute to work a little more bearable.

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Every little bit counts. After all, it all adds up in the end.
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Whether or not you're blood related, your relationship is strong enough for some serious support.
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Everyone has an adoring fan somewhere. In this case, that person is you.
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The Te'o Dart Project

2.0L Tigershark™ 4-Cylinder Engine with Six-Speed Automatic Transmission

8.4" Uconnect® Touchscreen Display

7" TFT Configurable Cluster Display

Heated Front Seats

Heated Steering Wheel

9 Alpine® Speakers with Subwoofer

Rear Cross Path Detection

Keyless Entry with Panic Alarm

Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror with Microphone

Variable-Speed Windshield Wipers

Bright door handles

17" Hyper Black Aluminum Wheels

Body-color power side mirrors

Tinted Halogen Projector Headlamps

Fog Lamps

Bright Crosshair Grille and Black Surround

Integrated Dual Exhaust

LED Brake and Signal Taillamps

4-Wheel Anti-Lock Disc Brakes

Dodge Badge

Touring Suspension

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Justin Proctor

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The Te'o Dart Project

2.0L Tigershark™ 4-Cylinder Engine with Six-Speed Automatic Transmission

8.4" Uconnect® Touchscreen Display

7" TFT Configurable Cluster Display

Heated Front Seats

Heated Steering Wheel

9 Alpine® Speakers with Subwoofer

Rear Cross Path Detection

Keyless Entry with Panic Alarm

Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror with Microphone

Variable-Speed Windshield Wipers

Bright door handles

17" Hyper Black Aluminum Wheels

Body-color power side mirrors

Tinted Halogen Projector Headlamps

Fog Lamps

Bright Crosshair Grille and Black Surround

Integrated Dual Exhaust

LED Brake and Signal Taillamps

4-Wheel Anti-Lock Disc Brakes

Dodge Badge

Touring Suspension

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Parts

Justin Proctor

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